True, but he goes a little overboard with the fatherly intimidation tactics sometimes. Like, he ripped the steering wheel off of this one guy's car because he and his friend were hitting on me and called Dad a geezer. It was kinda rude of them, but a little excessive on Dad's part.

[Although that's still not as bad as the time he made a boy she brought home soil himself... Even if that means she technically dodged a bullet. She's open minded, but she doesn't want to date someone that wimpy.]